You just might be a Pirate if...
1) You don't understand why someone would be interested in a woman with 'junk in her
trunk'...dubloons are much better!
2) You like your parrots talkative, your women busty and your rum strong...but not in that order.
3) Your idea of a booty call does not involve sex.
4) You didn't understand why everyone thought the Seinfeld 'Puffy Shirt' episode was so funny.
5) You like to stand around with one foot up, as if it is propped up on an invisible box.
6) You have been fired from at least one job for referring to a female co-worker as a saucy wench.
